I am a Calvinist. There. I said it.

Inspired by Marilyn McEntyre here’s a list of caricatures of Calvinists.
Angry
Serious
Strict
Logical
Imagination-less
Bible-toting
Supersilious
Literalistic
Emotionally-stunted
Axe-grinding
Heretic-hunting
Church-splitting
Fun-killing
Joy-sucking
Liberal-hating
Arminian-hating
Wrath-loving
Love-avoiding
The sad thing is that at different times of my life I have been all of these things though I doubt I’ve ever been all of them at the same time.
I hope.